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Just married.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'You may now kick the bride.'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"We've only been married three years and she's already giving me gbh of the ear 'oles."

Just married.

Groom carries bride across threshold, goes back to carry in mother-in-law.

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

When Female Leopards Marry.

"There's nothing wrong with your marriage that an extra bathroom and walk-in closet can't solve."

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

"....And are you willing to stand your mothers-in-laws' bleating until the divorce court do you apart?"

"I knew they had shot gun weddings in the wild west, but not in Milton Keynes!"

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"