New Year Jester Pillows

Who am I kidding?

"We're following Carrot Top."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Drunk Barber

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Ski kicker.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

Happy New Ear!

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Dec. 26

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

NSA is coming to town.

Show Jumping Tantrums

North Pole.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'