Seasonal Jester Pillows

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

Welcome Spring.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Drunk Barber

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Dec. 26

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

Show Jumping Tantrums

NSA is coming to town.

North Pole.

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

Minnesota Weather.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'They think I can walk on water.'

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa