Seasonal Jester Pillows

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

Welcome Spring.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Drunk Barber

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Dec. 26

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

Show Jumping Tantrums

NSA is coming to town.

North Pole.

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

'They think I can walk on water.'

Minnesota Weather.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

The ghost of christmas regifting

"Mum, I think Grandad's run out of batteries."