New Year Jester Gifts

Who am I kidding?

"We're following Carrot Top."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Drunk Barber

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

Ski kicker.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

Happy New Ear!

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Dec. 26

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

NSA is coming to town.

North Pole.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

Never poke fun.