New Playground Opening Gifts

Swing

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"This never happened."

Tree house.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Office Park

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

Caution: use only under child supervison

Mood Swings.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Turn Down For What.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'