Playground Fun-seeker Gifts

"Could we take a short recess? My client could use some time on the swings."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Recess does things to a man."

"First snowman?"

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Imagination

'Ready Mum?'

Children playing games

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Converted Parking Garage

Mood Swings.

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

The Charge of the Kids

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Office Park

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

I miss recess!