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Swing

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"This never happened."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Tree house.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Ready Mum?'

Office Park

Caution: use only under child supervison

Mood Swings.

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Yo Yo Tricks.

Little boys

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

Turn Down For What.