New Outlook On Life Gifts

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

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"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Sisyphus Sawyer

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"My joints... are almost done"

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

'I'm coping.'

Saguaro Cacti.

"How the hell are you?"

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

"Do you realise how long I've been waiting for you?"

'I'd like to quit drinking, but it's all I KNOW!'

Hope

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

'Of course, but it's very expensive, with all that organic food, renewable energy and 5 star health care and horrendous surcharges on sin.'

Hippy fighting off medicine.

Greed

A man confronts his lost youth.

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

"It was an incredible journey, but a crappy life."

The end is near! Wacko. The end is far!