New Outlook On Life Gifts

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Sisyphus Sawyer

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"My joints... are almost done"

"How the hell are you?"

'I'm coping.'

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Saguaro Cacti.

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

Hope

'Of course, but it's very expensive, with all that organic food, renewable energy and 5 star health care and horrendous surcharges on sin.'

'I'd like to quit drinking, but it's all I KNOW!'

"Do you realise how long I've been waiting for you?"

Hippy fighting off medicine.

Greed

A man confronts his lost youth.

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

"It was an incredible journey, but a crappy life."

Fred gets a new perspective.