Life Outlook Gifts

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

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Life and Death

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Always expect the best

Sisyphus Sawyer

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"Adolescencia"

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

Decision time

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

"Remember that crazy optimistic forecast we had?!?"

'At every corner I face the same questions: should I go forward? Should I go to the left? Should I go to the right? Where does my fortune lie?'

Call it that if it makes you feel better, Bobo … but it's still a zoo, not a gated community.

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

Nice Old Ladies Tend to Look at the Bright Side of Things: 'As kids my brother and I took turns beating each other up!' 'Well, I think it's wonderful when kids take turns!'

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.