New Job As A Maid Gifts

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

Margarita

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Cook and her Maids

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Tilly Slowboy

Slow Night

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Saying Grace.

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

In the art gallery

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Welcome to the United States."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman