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Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

Margarita

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Tilly Slowboy

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Cook and her Maids

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Slow Night

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Saying Grace.

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

In the art gallery

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"Welcome to the United States."

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'