Housemaid T-Shirts

A women with a stiff crinoline knocking over cups and saucers

Obvious.

Old man having been kneed in the groin - "House maid's knee!"

"Rosa's like family, and she's legal, too. Aren't you, dear?"

Treating the Patient

What will Become of the Servant Girls?

La Femme de Ménage

Old mistress accuses young servant girl of imitating her curled hair

Servant girl making an excuse to go out and see a soldier

Servant caught trying on mistress's bonnet

Flunkey explaining to housemaid that he is not accustomed to physical exertion

Cook makes an unlikely excuse when mistress finds a man visiting her

Housemaids refusing service in Belgravia - Ladies doing housework

Servant who has broken her mistress' new milk jug

"I told you tip the housemaid!"

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Domestic Goddess.

"I didn't spark joy."

Hungry child

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'