New Jersey Native With A Twist Gifts

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Ball as water-melon.

Psychobabbling brook.

Quartet of chefs.

Improvised Dentistry.

Onion operation.

Cook in the cookery section.

Roads with a view.

Pastrami in the wild

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

No Instruments Please

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'It's her signature dish.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

Finish Line

'Bond prices will start falling when interest rate's rise!'

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

'He specializes in funny bones.'

"Look, I'm bored, you're bored – why don't you let me go down there and shake things up a bit?"

Yo! The Amboys!

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"