New Jersey Native With A Twist Pillows

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

10 K Tail-Chase

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Ball as water-melon.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Psychobabbling brook.

Quartet of chefs.

Improvised Dentistry.

Onion operation.

Cook in the cookery section.

Roads with a view.

Pastrami in the wild

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

No Instruments Please

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

Tarzan mobile phone

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

'It's her signature dish.'

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

Finish Line

'Bond prices will start falling when interest rate's rise!'

'He specializes in funny bones.'

"Look, I'm bored, you're bored – why don't you let me go down there and shake things up a bit?"

Yo! The Amboys!

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"