New Jersey Native Pillows

Yo! The Amboys!

Tennis as a Metaphor for the Tri-State Area

By the way, this route no longer features A Streetcar Named Desire. They replaced it with a Jitney Named Ennui. New Jersey Transit.

Welcome to New Jersey. We don't pump our own gas, but we do pump our own beer.

'I hate the bridge and tunnel crowd.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

A guide to seasons in the North East

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

Blok drives by New York City.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Scene on the English coast.

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

"To the lady in the harbor."

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

Minnesota is the Healthiest State in our Country.

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

'Old fart and the sea'

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

Punch has a smoking break.

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

'Will you knock it off. Your set wasn't that bad.'

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

"Something is not right here!"

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

'It's a 'Universal' remote. Watch me change the channel on some guy in New Jersey.'

"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

"I never thought I'd live to see the day!"

High Risk MOP HEAD Crime Area

"Here I am doing a very normal thing I always do in New York!"