New Jersey Native Mugs

Yo! The Amboys!

Tennis as a Metaphor for the Tri-State Area

'I hate the bridge and tunnel crowd.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Blok drives by New York City.

Scene on the English coast.

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

"To the lady in the harbor."

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

Minnesota is the Healthiest State in our Country.

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

Punch has a smoking break.

'Old fart and the sea'

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

'Will you knock it off. Your set wasn't that bad.'

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"

'It's a 'Universal' remote. Watch me change the channel on some guy in New Jersey.'

New Season's Bathing Machines

'Sand shark!!'

High Risk MOP HEAD Crime Area

What They Really Want In New York

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

"Here I am doing a very normal thing I always do in New York!"