Jersey Culture Buff Mugs

"She's so Jersey."

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"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

Wilfried Zaha

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"First, do no ham."

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"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'

'It was horrible! †I dreamed that Rosie and Donald Trump were fighting over me!'

American footballers with numbers correlating to their size.

Loch Ness: The final destination of the Irish snakes … and their captor.

Waiter talking to diner

Dolores O'Riordan

The London Marathon (cockney rhyming slang variations).

Yo! The Amboys!

'It's times like this when I ask myself, what would Oprah do?'

"Greetings earthling. Take us to your celebrities!"

Bob Marley

Gays and lesbians in the parade? Who wants to see those weirdos?