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"She's so Jersey."

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'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Wilfried Zaha

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"First, do no ham."

Luka Modric

Dennis Hopper

"How do you handle being a rock god?"

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"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'

Waiter talking to diner

'You are tuned to the 24 hour Paris Hilton Channel.'

American footballers with numbers correlating to their size.

'It was horrible! †I dreamed that Rosie and Donald Trump were fighting over me!'

Woody Harrelson

Dolores O'Riordan

Loch Ness: The final destination of the Irish snakes … and their captor.

The London Marathon (cockney rhyming slang variations).

Irish moon landing.

Yo! The Amboys!

'It's times like this when I ask myself, what would Oprah do?'

Elvis Costello

"This is on me. I did say take us to your leader."

Ashley Judd

"Give me the Vin Diesel."

"Greetings earthling. Take us to your celebrities!"

Bob Marley

Gays and lesbians in the parade? Who wants to see those weirdos?