California Culture Buff Pillows

"I got a ticket in California for asking a lactose intolerant woman to say cheese, before taking her picture."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Now I really hate poetry."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Picasso: The Early Years

The High Line at Giza

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

Boomerang cow.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Kultural K9's.

"Outré or simply bad?"

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

California Beverages Map

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

Culture clash

Maypole

A meeting on the pier

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Barry Norman

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"The times – They have a changed."

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

'Oh no, that's so half past four!'

Used to it.

Irish Writers showing mastery over English