New Home Rental Gifts

To Let

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Allotment

Gardener

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"And this is our media room."

Beach Barbecue

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Rose Garden

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Tool Box

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Candle Portraits.

"Get... a-nother room!"