Home Renting Gifts

'Do you have a house for under £70 a week? Yes and I intend to continue living there.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

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Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"

Homeless count.

House hunting is cruel.

Early House Hunting.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"Full central heating and hardwood floors throughout, the flat also benefits from being close to all major transport routes."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."