Home Renting Gifts

'Do you have a house for under £70 a week? Yes and I intend to continue living there.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

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"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Who Let the Dawg In?

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"

Homeless count.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

House hunting is cruel.

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Early House Hunting.

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"Full central heating and hardwood floors throughout, the flat also benefits from being close to all major transport routes."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"For sale £470,000 house included"