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To Let

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Gardener

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Allotment

"And this is our media room."

Tool Box

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Rose Garden

Beach Barbecue

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Get... a-nother room!"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'