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'These days you're lucky to have a sound tenant.'

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

A shedding cat applies for a room.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

Shakespeare Street

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"I rented out the basement."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'We know you have a cat.'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'No it's still not fixed'

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'