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"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Shakespeare Street

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

'No it's still not fixed'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Waster Island Apartments

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"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Wow, NICE Flat!'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"Full central heating and hardwood floors throughout, the flat also benefits from being close to all major transport routes."