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'I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable with signing a long term lease.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Shakespeare Street

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I rented out the basement."

'We know you have a cat.'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'No it's still not fixed'

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

Living comfortably with electric appliances.