New Home Decor Gifts

Kitchen Tiling.

Bath Abbey

"Riding Low magazine sent me some cool wallpapers!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Gardener

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Allotment

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

"And this is our media room."

Use your imagination.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Rose Garden

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'