New Home Decor Gifts

Kitchen Tiling.

Bath Abbey

"Riding Low magazine sent me some cool wallpapers!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Allotment

Gardener

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

"And this is our media room."

Use your imagination.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Beach Barbecue

Rose Garden

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'