New Computer Purchase Gifts

'Oh, great! ? When I bought the computer, the salesman downloaded himself into it!'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

And this computer comes with a three year warranty, but of course it'll be obsolete in 6 months.

Cat Sharpens Claws in Preparation of the New Sofa.

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

'Melissa tried to make a word processor by putting the dictionary in the blender - so now we're off to buy a laptop!'

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

"I'm getting a new computer, so I'm making sure all my data on this one is erased."

The AdRams Family no.24 - Playing chess on the computer

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

STRIP Hambone: Computer Estimates

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

'Brian's just booting up his new laptop.'

"Yes, dear, our computers are very user-friendly."

"At last, Twitter has a button that instantly lets you express self-righteous indignation."

'Have you considered buying a new computer?'

"It's guaranteed for the life of the product which, obviously, ended when it broke."