New Computer Purchase Pillows

'Oh, great! ? When I bought the computer, the salesman downloaded himself into it!'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

'Melissa tried to make a word processor by putting the dictionary in the blender - so now we're off to buy a laptop!'

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

And this computer comes with a three year warranty, but of course it'll be obsolete in 6 months.

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

"I'm getting a new computer, so I'm making sure all my data on this one is erased."

The AdRams Family no.24 - Playing chess on the computer

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

STRIP Hambone: Computer Estimates

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

'Brian's just booting up his new laptop.'

"At last, Twitter has a button that instantly lets you express self-righteous indignation."

'Have you considered buying a new computer?'

"Yes, dear, our computers are very user-friendly."

"It's guaranteed for the life of the product which, obviously, ended when it broke."

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?