Buying New Electronics Pillows

"It's guaranteed for the life of the product which, obviously, ended when it broke."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Does it come with magnets?"

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

"I upgrade then it's obsolete and I have to upgrade again! As soon as I upgrade I have to upgrade again! Upgrade! Upgrade!! Always upgrade!!"

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Flat screen TVs and 3D TVs.

"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."

'Melissa tried to make a word processor by putting the dictionary in the blender - so now we're off to buy a laptop!'

'In our advanced technology course, we teach you how to use the latest in consumer products no matter how fast they come out.'

And this computer comes with a three year warranty, but of course it'll be obsolete in 6 months.