Buying New Equipment Pillows

"If you ask me, that one's a better deal. It has more safety features."

Due to the space-age materials used in making this model, this one collects less dust than other exercise equipment.

Time Saving Machinery

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

"Does it come with magnets?"

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'Melissa tried to make a word processor by putting the dictionary in the blender - so now we're off to buy a laptop!'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'Oh! How nice! An espresso machine!'

Your appliance maintenance agreement just expired. I'm here for your appliance...'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

"Shredder broken again?"

"This is our most popular model for first time RV-ers."

'Well, it wasn't working when I got it home.'

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise is coming from.'

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

"I guess I could still hand and hunt."

"*Sigh* these smart appliances always know when it's tax refund time."

Wayne had had to choose - holiday, or a new tumble dryer.

"It's guaranteed for the life of the product which, obviously, ended when it broke."

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."

'This will be perfect. I have two teenagers.'