Buying Heavy Equipment Pillows

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'I found another pothole.'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

Sheep Escalator

Digger.

Betsy. Why you call you bulldozer "Faith"? Because she'll move mountains!

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

"Shredder broken again?"

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

'I think I've found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride.'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

Back scratcher

'Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller.'

Robot Truck.

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

'Derek loves doing the ironing.'

'Thank heaven's there are no cameras around. This would surely go viral.'

"This is our most popular model for first time RV-ers."

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

"I guess I could still hand and hunt."

'Oh ho! One log moved. My turn, my turn.'

Ask Doctor Ernie. Dear Doctor Ernie, what's the definition of "buyer's remorse?" You regret what you pay for.

Time Saving Machinery

'That's the best thing about economy size - one can use double the quantity.'