New Technology Purchase Gifts

"What the ∆∂∑† do most of these Ω∞§Ωing buttons do?"

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

Purchasing and Sales

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

E-Books.

Smart TV

Television Models

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

'We've got the fastest Internet available, but an old computer. That means we're going nowhere fast."

'What can you suggest for someone who guessed right on technology stocks?'

'When did this office become a museum?'

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

"This is what I was dreading - her new phone has become a conversation piece."

Bike

"While you were on your fishing holiday with your pals I bought a new dishwasher!"

Man with a new purchase about to fall down a hole.