New Computer Setup Gifts

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Lumbar support animal

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I really got used to working from home."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Homepage, sweet homepage.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"Turns out it's easier to live at work than work from home."

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

Desk Request

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

'And this model has plenty of space for all your electronics and a landing pad for your drone.'