New Home Theater Setup Gifts

"Do you not think you're taking this home cinema a bit too seriously?"

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"And this is our media room."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

With a home entertainment system you can turn a bland film into one with an ultra sharp picture!