New Computer Gifts

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

'Brian's just booting up his new laptop.'

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

Out and In.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

Cat on Board.

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

Road Test

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

"I just know I have a great password in me."

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

And this computer comes with a three year warranty, but of course it'll be obsolete in 6 months.

Internet Dude

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

No caption. (A turtle is driving with his shell tied to the top of the car).

Two mice teasing a computer mouse for being different.

Dog Air-freshener.