Getting A New Computer Gifts

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

The AdRams Family no.24 - Playing chess on the computer

Out and In.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

"Nah, it can't just be that the plug's out. That would be too simple and inexpensive."

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

And this computer comes with a three year warranty, but of course it'll be obsolete in 6 months.

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

'Melissa tried to make a word processor by putting the dictionary in the blender - so now we're off to buy a laptop!'

Internet Dude

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

"I'm getting a new computer, so I'm making sure all my data on this one is erased."

'Our new TV is scarier than the old one. It has giants in it.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer Estimates

"There's nothing wrong with your computer, I think it's all in your head."

'Brian's just booting up his new laptop.'

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

"At last, Twitter has a button that instantly lets you express self-righteous indignation."

'Have you considered buying a new computer?'