New Car Lease Gifts

Man with a piggy bank in a car with 'Just Leased' written on the back.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Family members!

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Thatched roof car.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'By god that man stinks!'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Perfect."