New Car Lease Pillows

Man with a piggy bank in a car with 'Just Leased' written on the back.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Family members!

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Thatched roof car.

Otto the SmartyCar!

It's great for pulling the birds!

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'By god that man stinks!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Perfect."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'