New Camera Purchase Gifts

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Selling lemon latt�

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Family members!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"What about the five that fell through?"

'By god that man stinks!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"It's a hybrid!"

Latest Aye Phone

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'...and talk about lazy!'

Traffic calming ahead.

"Yes, it's free and simple, but a walk with master every day means the world to me...."

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

License, registration, and some I.D. for the small child watching what appears to be a completely inappropriate PG-13 movie in the back.

If we could only contact the auto club!

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

Big bumpers.

High end of the market...