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'Hold on, the play is under review.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Selling lemon latt�

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Family members!

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'By god that man stinks!'

"What about the five that fell through?"

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'...and talk about lazy!'

"It's a hybrid!"

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Traffic calming ahead.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

If we could only contact the auto club!

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

"Yes, it's free and simple, but a walk with master every day means the world to me...."

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

High end of the market...