New Grill Purchase Gifts

"What about the five that fell through?"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Come dine with me!

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Cooking

"Mine's camper."

'And the funniest part is I made Frank go out and buy a new, $5,000 fridge, just to hold a $4.00 bottle of wine!'

Griller highlights never gets old

"Does it come with magnets?"

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

"I've been working on the household budget."

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'