Buying A New Grill Gifts

"Nothing to worry about, Honey, just a little flare-up!"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Griller highlights never gets old

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Now cut that out!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

"What about the five that fell through?"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Mine's camper."

'And the funniest part is I made Frank go out and buy a new, $5,000 fridge, just to hold a $4.00 bottle of wine!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

"I've been working on the household budget."

The next song's called "Went on Prozac, Found a Job, Bought a Car, Met a Girl, Got a Puppy Blues."