Buying A New Truck Gifts

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"One year closer to college!"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Family members!

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Thatched roof car.

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'By god that man stinks!'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'