New Plane Purchase Gifts

Private Jet

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Family members!

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

All the apps hidden within a phone

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'By god that man stinks!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

Latest Aye Phone

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Traffic calming ahead.

If we could only contact the auto club!

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

Cat on Board.

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

License, registration, and some I.D. for the small child watching what appears to be a completely inappropriate PG-13 movie in the back.

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

Big bumpers.

Road Test

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'