New Plane Purchase Mugs

Private Jet

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Family members!

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'By god that man stinks!'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

Latest Aye Phone

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Traffic calming ahead.

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

Cat on Board.

If we could only contact the auto club!

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

Big bumpers.

Road Test

'Hold on, the play is under review.'