"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."
New Phone Purchase Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates a fresh start? Our phones-themed gifts are ideal for marking the achievement of a new cellphone purchase. Whether for yourself or a loved one, these fun and thoughtful items add a touch of humor and personality to this milestone.
"No...wait. This the new iphone."
Latest Aye Phone
Welcome Narcissists
All the apps hidden within a phone
Text Culture
Dawing your Cellphone
No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).
You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.
Cellphone Islands
City Marathon.
'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'
What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?
Shellfie
Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.
"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."
"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"
A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.
"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."
Soccer kids texting
"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"
Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .
'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'
Today's love
"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."
"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."
Books vs mobile phones
The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.
TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.
Batman - Face ID
'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'
'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.
'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'
'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'
Spam traps on mobiles
New Phone Purchase Gifts Collection
New Phone Purchase Mugs
Discover more fun and quirky mugs celebrating new phone purchases—perfect for gifting or personal use.
New Phone Purchase Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to match your new phone milestone—comfort and humor rolled into one.
New Phone Purchase Prints
Explore our humorous prints that capture the joy of buying a new phone—great for decorating your tech space.
New Phone Purchase T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts that celebrate the excitement of your latest tech upgrade—ideal for casual, fun style.