New Bike Purchase Gifts

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

Tandem

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Family members!

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Thatched roof car.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Otto the SmartyCar!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'God's speed.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'By god that man stinks!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Perfect."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'