New Bike Purchase Mugs

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

Tandem

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Family members!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Otto the SmartyCar!

It's great for pulling the birds!

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Thatched roof car.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'God's speed.'

'By god that man stinks!'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Perfect."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'