Getting A New Bike Mugs

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"Hi Dad, I thought I'd share this advert with you, '125cc Motcross scrambler, red with silver trim'."

Decals and stickers for your bike.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Otto the SmartyCar!

It's great for pulling the birds!

Thatched roof car.

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Perfect."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

I love my motor.

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."