Cycling Newbie Mugs

'Son, be honest. Are you taking EPO?'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

ET Mishap

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

The Fast Lane.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

The star hunters

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Tour de Frank"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Touring Cyclist

Bike Rides

Cycling with a harp case

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Bob's Driving School.

Bicycle sat nav.

A smiling cyclist

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

You had me at vintage.

Food deliverer's baby.

Camping.

Knight in shining Lycra!

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

The trim reaper